Deathrock Confessions
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FULL CONFESSION: People need to stop wearing full fucking Halloween costumes as outfits. You could DIY or thrift a cheaper and much better outfit for half the price at Party City.ADMIN NOTE: I think the submitter meant “half the price than Party City”; making a comparison as opposed to endorsing Party City. This issue only really happens with babybats and mallgoffs, though.

FULL CONFESSION: People need to stop wearing full fucking Halloween costumes as outfits. You could DIY or thrift a cheaper and much better outfit for half the price at Party City.

ADMIN NOTE: I think the submitter meant “half the price than Party City”; making a comparison as opposed to endorsing Party City. This issue only really happens with babybats and mallgoffs, though.

“Is it true that Jared’s dick is the size of a baby’s arm?”

When he’s flaccid and swimming in a very icy cold pool, yes. Seriously though, he is fucking hung. 

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FULL CONFESSION: I actually miss the deathrock revival. While I will admit some extremely corny bands formed during that time a lot of great things happened too. Like Wake the Dead Fest, Drop Dead Fest, Club Funeral (which was all ages), and a wave of creative new bands. Now, I feel like the scene is at a stand still.ADMIN NOTE: Word on the street is there’s another revival coming up, but you didn’t hear it from me. 

FULL CONFESSION: I actually miss the deathrock revival. While I will admit some extremely corny bands formed during that time a lot of great things happened too. Like Wake the Dead Fest, Drop Dead Fest, Club Funeral (which was all ages), and a wave of creative new bands. Now, I feel like the scene is at a stand still.

ADMIN NOTE: Word on the street is there’s another revival coming up, but you didn’t hear it from me. 

FULL CONFESSION: “I am afraid of the dark because that’s where I live. A body without meaning, my own disfigured limbs. I shall not speak of fear but somewhere far beyond it. A world which I’ve created but in which I cannot live”
There are some people who fully submerge into the lifestyle, the music, the style. When I was an adolescent I did the same. I am proud of those people who embrace fully. Now-a-days I consider Deathrock to be apart of me. I let a taste of it out in my personality, and that will always stay with me. Goth and Deathrock have shaped my personality into who I am today. Me. That can’t be all bad.

FULL CONFESSION: I am afraid of the dark because that’s where I live. A body without meaning, my own disfigured limbs. I shall not speak of fear but somewhere far beyond it. A world which I’ve created but in which I cannot live

There are some people who fully submerge into the lifestyle, the music, the style. When I was an adolescent I did the same. I am proud of those people who embrace fully. Now-a-days I consider Deathrock to be apart of me. I let a taste of it out in my personality, and that will always stay with me. Goth and Deathrock have shaped my personality into who I am today. Me. That can’t be all bad.

A Deathrocket is a bit like the cock rocket Choder Boy fires in Orgazmo (the big one that blows up the house not the little fizzer) except it is black and has fishnet and barbs and shit. Except a Deathrocket doesn't blow anything up, it 'blows' in their face and proceeds to beat them to death with its long rubber shaft.

Dammit Joseph, you’re drunk again.

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